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Sep. 30th, 2009

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The ideal gift...for Ryan Seacrest

No need to miss Simon again on those long lonely winter nights. Now Ryan can be 'comforted' every night of the year with the glorious 'Si-Bone'!

Bizarrely, i have not made this up.

http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/09/now-simon-cowell-can-get-chewe.html?bfm_index=2&bfm_page=0


Now Simon Cowell Can Get Chewed Out

10:06 Friday, September 25, 2009


 

Pictures by: Jeff Moore

He's known for his biting comments but now dogs are being given a chance to chew American Idol judge Simon Cowell out.

 
The 'Si-Bone' is a giant plastic toy bone based on TV's Mr Nasty which has become a popular hit with dog owners around the world! 

 
And who said Simon wasn't man's best friend? 
 

Feb. 24th, 2009

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SAULA RANT




I should apologise in advance for this, but i can't be arsed because Saulas are doing my nut lately.

So Simon turns up at Elton's do with Terri and leaves with Ryan.

Reasonable conclusions = She's still good for a photo op, Simon has a phobia of doing any sort of red carpet/arrival alone and Ryan's busy with his 57 jobs anyway. Naturally they did not leave together. She mingled with a D list British celeb - Katie Price and he hung out with his boyfriend, as you would.

Saula conclusions - Terri is evil. When Simon text Ryan to say he needed him there (which Ryan probably only said as a joke anyway), he actually meant to send it to Paula. Because Simon and Paula socialise outside of work all the time, right? I mean we constantly get pics of them dining out, taking holidays together etc.

Now both Terri and Ryan are foils for Saula. "Of Course!" as Simon would say.

I'm done. I shouldn't slate peoples fandoms but they make it too easy.

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Feb. 13th, 2009

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judges mansion moments

Simon uses a lull in the audtions to dream about the things he has planned for Ryan on that chair later....


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Jan. 30th, 2009

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Dirrrrty

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THE 'NORMAN' MOMENT.

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Simon loves it when someone bitch slaps him about and he especially loves it when
someone actually 'gets him'.

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RYMON BLISS

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Jan. 21st, 2009

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My First Rymon Fic! "LIFE CHANGING EVENTS"

Title:    Life Changing Events.
Author: Mich ( rymonrocks)

Summary: Inspired by Simon’s last minute cancellation of BGT auditions in Newcastle due to ‘filming commitments in America’. Considering the guy has every hour of the next 2 years of his life scheduled, I suspect this to be false. Ryan comes out to his Dad and Simon is left to pick up the pieces.

Disclaimer: Nope, I certainly don’t own them, would be nice though.

Rating: R – some swears, references to sex.

Warnings: Angst. Bad stuff happens with Ryan’s parents which will hopefully make you sad and angry. As Simon would say, “Sorrrrry”, but that’s the purpose of angst.

Author's Note: There is lots of nice fluffy stuff too, so please read and comment, it’s my first Rymon fic.



 

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Jan. 9th, 2009

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FINALLY!

Have you ever seen Simon looks so relaxed and happy? The love bug has truely bitten.

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Nov. 3rd, 2008

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Simon and Terri Over - it's offical !



So for the first time in 7 years there's no girfriends or beards to get in their way.

Come on boys, seize the moment !

 

Oct. 7th, 2008

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Happy Birthday Simon!!

So my fav boy is 49 today, hurrah, happy birthday and all that !

What more could Simon wish for on his birthday than this gorgeous man ?

Hope all your dreams come true Simey......

 
 

Sep. 22nd, 2008

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Hating the Emmys.



So not only does Ryan lose out in the Best Host category, Simon doesn't show up so we also miss out on any Rymon red carpet interviews and after party pics! In what universe is this fair ?

Ryan was so robbed of that award. No other host displays as much wit, personality or sheer professionalism as him. No other show is of the same scale as Idol, which he hosts to perfection. Oh well, should have seen this coming (Simon obviously did) the Emmys are so anti Idol.


Sep. 18th, 2008

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RYMON ANTHEM - 'IF I TOLD YOU THAT', WHITNEY

Now tell me how you'd feel
If I told you that I
Have feelings for you
And would it be so wrong to say
What's on my mind
I'm sorry I have to
We were friends but with time
What I feel inside for you has changed
But I'd give up on love
If I thought that it was untrue for you

If I told you that
I wanted to see you
And if I told you that
I'd beg to please you
If I told you that
I'll always keep you
What would you say
If I told you that

I know that we're just friends
But what if I decide to bring something in
I hope it won't offend the trust
We have cause I don't want this to end
If you think that we'll lose what we have
Then I'd just rather stay (rather stay) the same
(I'd rather stay the same)
'Cause I don't want to choose
Between two of the most precious things to me
(Tell me)

If I told you that
I wanted to see you
And if I told you that
I'd beg to please you
If I told you that
I'll always keep you
What would you say
If I told you that

If we take this chance
And extend to each other romance
I hope it would be
The right thing for you and me

If I told you that
I wanted to see you
And if I told you that
I'd beg to please you
If I told you that
I'll always keep you
What would you say
If I told you that

Would you be there for me
Could you dare to hold me
Will my feelings leave me
Lonely if I told you

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AND THE AWARD FOR MOST ADORBALE COUPLE GOES TOO.........



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